When it doesn't fit anywhere else
 #64016  by Mick
 
This morning, in Manhattan, a male black labrador was run over by a white mercedes driven by an asian woman. Obama better order a lot more beer for this one.
 #64017  by Mick
 
More on this story: An orthodox Jewish officer responded to the call and asked the woman for identification, she responded that her green card was in her other kimono, and was cited for failure to produce a valid driver's license.