Yeah to Strummin!!
I know just how to wisper (when they're playing Stella)
and I know just how to cry (when Jerry died)
I know just how to find the answers (ask RUKind)
and I know just how to lie (from selling on ebay)
I know just how to fake it (when I forget the solo)
and I know just how to scheme (and get in without a ticket)
I know just when to face the truth (that I'm not such a good guitar player)
and I know just when to dream (maybe Bobby will take a shave)
and I know just where to touch you (first string 10th fret/second string 11th fret)
and I know just what to prove (officer can you prove that is my bag?)
I know when to pull you closer (when we are handcuffed together)
and I know when to let you loose (when you said Vince is your fav key player)
and I know the night is fading (when they play Morning Dew)
and I know the times goin' by (when only people over 30 saw Jerry live)
and I'm never gonna tell you everything I gotta tell ya (really Bob shave that thing)
but I know I'm gonna give it a try (everytime I am in ear shot Weir)
and I know the roads to riches (don't be a musician)
and I know the ways to fame (Reality TV)
I know all the rules and I know how to break 'em (the urinator)
and I always know the name of the game (making fun of Air Supply)
But I don't know how to leave you (quitting the band)
and I'll never let you fall (pick up your china doll)
and I don't know how you do it making love out of nothing at all (deadheads everywhere but esp. Strummin)
Sorry folks, I'm out of work and bored.
