I realized I've been harsh on Browns fans, but thats what I good rivalry is all about. I've got a few friends over in Cleveland, so they're not all bad people. But, this is good:
Three football fans were on their way to watch the games when one
noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road.
They stopped and discovered a beautiful nude female dead drunk. Out of
respect and propriety, the Steelers fan took off his cap and placed
it over her right breast. The 49ers fan took off his cap and placed
it over her left breast. Following their lead, the Browns fan took
off his cap and placed it over her crotch. The police were called
and when the officer arrived, he conducted his inspection.
First, he lifted up the Steelers cap, replaced it, and wrote down
some notes. Next, he lifted the 49ers cap, replaced it, and wrote
down some more notes. The officer then lifted the Browns cap, replaced it,
then lifted itagain, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last
time. The Browns fan was getting upset and finally asked, "What are
you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking,
lifting and looking?"
"Well," said the officer, "I am simply surprised. Normally when I
look under a Browns hat, I find an asshole."