When it doesn't fit anywhere else
 #57399  by phpbb
 
Every time there is a story about cats, I can't help but envision Steve Martin in "The Jerk"

"Good Lord - I've heard about this - cat _______! Stop! Stop! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Good. Father, could there be a God that would let this happen? "
 #57417  by Benthegoodbum
 
Not really a bong...doesn't a bong need water? Guy probably didn't want a wet cat stinking up his stinky sticky.