jerry - Heavily Duded out Jeff Bridges/Kevin KLine
bobby - bill paxton
donna - jennifer jason leigh
phil - bill gates
mickey - the devil
kreutzmann - Richard Dryfuss
Brent - Ewan Mcgregor
Bill Grahm - Jeff Goldbloom
roc skully- vincent gallo
keith - vincent donofrio
William hurt - T.c.
Welnick - the spanish pimp from Kill Bill 2
Because this thread is awesome ill tell this joke!
Stop me if youve heard it
So Sting dies and goes to heaven where he meets St. Peter.
St. Peter tells him he's dead and that due to his charitable work and positive musical career he's made it into heaven.
St. Peter is taking Sting up the heavenly hills{Looks like hollywood, sans smog} to his mansion in the sky.
When they arrive Sting goes in and has a look around. To his dismay the place isnt even as nice as the one he had on earth.
Sting goes out on the less than exeptional porch and looks up the hill to see A HUGE palace with an even BIGGER porch.
People are crowded around dancing and having fun, beautiful women twirling and swirling around. Then Sting sees the band, Jerry Garcia playing in front of a huge Steal your Face on the side of the house, pigpen rapping to the crowd, really making the angels dance! There's a handful of keyboard players, but most he's never even heard of.
Outraged Sting marches down the heavenly hill crying and whinning "Saint Peettaa , Oym Sting, Oym the one who's spent his life meditating and trying to help those wretched people to be free from thier own existence, woy does the Grateful Dead get a bigger house than me!"
Thats when St. Peter looks down and says "Sting, you moron
thats not the Grateful Deads house,
thats GODS house!!"