WTF, I can't resist sharing this one.
A man on a flight finds himself seated next to a stunningly beautiful woman. He notices the title of the book she's reading: "Interesting Sex Statistics." He asks her, "Excuse me but I couldn't help but notice your book and I thought I'd ask, what statistics are you reading about now?" She replies, "I'm reading that Irish men are the best endowed and Jewish men are the most sensitive lovers. But I'm sorry, I didn't get your name." "Uh ... Seamus Goldberg."
A man on a flight finds himself seated next to a stunningly beautiful woman. He notices the title of the book she's reading: "Interesting Sex Statistics." He asks her, "Excuse me but I couldn't help but notice your book and I thought I'd ask, what statistics are you reading about now?" She replies, "I'm reading that Irish men are the best endowed and Jewish men are the most sensitive lovers. But I'm sorry, I didn't get your name." "Uh ... Seamus Goldberg."
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Galvanic Samurai (2021)
Traffic in the Moonlight (2023)
So Glad I Came (2023)
Desiderata (2024)
Duality (2025)
Love, Loss, Ecology, and War (2026)
Caught in the Current (2026)
Legacy (coming 2027)
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Galvanic Samurai (2021)
Traffic in the Moonlight (2023)
So Glad I Came (2023)
Desiderata (2024)
Duality (2025)
Love, Loss, Ecology, and War (2026)
Caught in the Current (2026)
Legacy (coming 2027)
Jerry would be the first to tell us, "I never spent my life copying anyone."


