[phpbb]

This is great -

This is the audio of the 911 call a cop who stole pot from a guy he was busting, made it into pot brownies ate them, then freaked out:

http://www.rukind.org/audio/0510potcop_freep.mp3

1> the call itself is pretty darn funny.
2> If you are a hockey fan, what happens at 4:56 into the recording is just awesome!

[navajo]

I remember when this broke a few days ago. "Time is moving really, really, really, really slow."

Some media outlets report the wife has abused cocaine in her husband's car that was used to train drug dogs, although I haven't read this from any truly credible source.

[jck_strw]

This is great! Oh man, this is some funny-ass shit.

"I think we're dying...I think we're dead, I really do."

[gratefuljay]

I saw the Great Gazoo from The Flinstones my first time so i can empathize

[chubbypony]

i feel for the guy, but this shit is funny. the first time i smoked i was behind a hotel and i saw a 4ft cat climbing outta the dumpster

[Billbbill]

This was too freakin funny. On the news some anchor dude was doin all he could to keep from losin it. All that was missing was

"man these Cheetos are awesome!"