[mutant_dan]

http://sacramento.craigslist.org/muc/305936203.html

"The All Gas Orchestra" seeks rythmic farters...

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Reply to: see below
Date: 2007-04-04, 8:51AM PDT


The All Gas Orchestra is seeking new members to complete our sound.
Must be able to fart on time to the greatest hits of the 50's to today.

(example... Roll Over Beethover, Dream a little dream, Oh Donna, Twist & Shout, The entire White Album (annual event for John Lennon's birthday), Whole lotta love, Miss You, Disco Inferno, Addicted to Love... to OK Computer!

We fart to them all. Truly, no, joke. We need experienced farters who can keep good time without shitting themselves too much.

Looking to tour regionally, hopefully gain enough support for a recording deal and national tours.

Check out video and website for details..
http://youtube.com/watch?v=KD3cbIU05ko

No age requirements, must be able to practice once a week, no long hairs.

[jck_strw]

I think Bobby played with these guys when he was kicked out the Dead for that brief amount of time. No shit.

[phpbb]

when they need farters for the light show, maybe I'll apply.

[JONZILLA]

the entire white album?!? they must rotate farters every few seconds.

[st. stephen]

sick

[Rev_Roach]

just me or does that video have absolutely nothing to do with what you posted about?

[mttourpro]

Maybe the suit resonates just right or something. I'd imagine it must reek to be in there "in concert", especially during a long "jam"....

They prolly go out to the lot before their gigs and sit around in a car and eat large quantities of beans!! MT

[bodiddley]

Taco Bell! Or Go to Lambeau Field and get some die hard Packer fans that live on Beer, Brats, and suaerkraut.

[phpbb]

you feed me some onion dip and I'll toot like the organ in the mormon tabernacle.



and where exactly are they concerned about the long hair?