[Utah Joe]

I was asked out by a girl just last week. Unfortunately I was in her house at the time (Ba-dum dum). I used to be a real lady killer, too. Now I just make them violently ill (sound of cymbal crashing).

Great crowd! Thank you, thank you! I'll be here all week.

[mgbills]

My wife & I may have picked up a beautiful girl in Eugene...Autzen '93...but I can neither confirm nor deny the outcome.

Could be ...Trouble Ahead! Trouble Behind!

[jackr]

I asked a girl out last week. She said no. She's all I can think about right now.

Fuck. This is a bad start.

After reading your second post, seems the only prudent thing to do at this time is to start stalking her until she either comes around or has you locked up. (just kidding of course)

[Octal]

I asked a girl out last week. She said no. She's all I can think about right now.

Fuck. This is a bad start.

After reading your second post, seems the only prudent thing to do at this time is to start stalking her until she either comes around or has you locked up. (just kidding of course)

I'll find her phone number can pretend to be a British man and hire someone else to be me and meet her. I'll attach wires and other forms of communication on this person's body, so I can not only see what he sees, but also attach something to his genitals so I can feel what he feels. My psychologist tells me it's healthy.

[mgbills]

I've had a revelation...

Gin + RUKind + iPhone = Too much info.

Sorry gang. The Martini's clouded my usual good judgement.

[RiverRat]

I've had a revelation...

Gin + RUKind + iPhone = Too much info.

Sorry gang. The Martini's clouded my usual good judgement.

There might be an app for that!