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Letter to "Dear Abby" from a Professional Guitaris

PostPosted:Mon May 21, 2007 8:20 am
by mutant_dan
Dear Abby...

I think my wife is cheating on me. I am a working musician and, as you would expect, travel a lot. I have been noticing strange things happening when I get home. Her mobile phone rings and she steps outside to answer it, or she says, "I'll call you back later." When I ask her who called she gets evasive. Sometimes she goes out with friends but comes home late, getting dropped off around the corner and walking the rest of the way. I once picked up the extension while she was on the phone and she got very angry.

A buddy of mine plays guitar in a band. He told me that my wife and some guy have been to his gigs. He wanted to borrow my guitar amp. That's when I got the idea to find out for myself what was really happening. I said "sure, you can use my amp but I want to hide behind it at the gig and see if she comes into the venue and who she comes in with." He agreed.

Saturday night came and I slipped behind my Marshall JCM800 half stack to get a good view. I could feel the heat coming off the back of the amp. It was at that moment, crouching down behind the amp, that I noticed one of the tubes was not glowing as bright as the other 3. Is this something I can fix myself or do I need to take it to a technician?

Thanks,
Very Concerned

PostPosted:Mon May 21, 2007 9:28 am
by ker1227
BAAAAA HAHAHAA, now that a real guitar player!

PostPosted:Mon May 21, 2007 10:14 am
by Rev_Roach
lol good one dan thanks for the laugh

PostPosted:Mon May 21, 2007 10:32 am
by BlobWeird
Nicely done! Got a good hearty laugh out of that one.

PostPosted:Mon May 21, 2007 11:07 am
by ebick
Nice....that's like the bumper sticker "My wife says if I don't quit fishing she's going to leave me.....I sure am going to miss her"

PostPosted:Tue May 22, 2007 7:03 am
by G'Dad
Excellent!!!


Once saw a cartoon -

wife says 'one more word out of you and I'm leaving'

husband yells 'TAXI'

always makes me laugh

PostPosted:Tue May 22, 2007 9:27 am
by Banjomike0319
Its good to see where a musicians head is at all times.

PostPosted:Tue May 22, 2007 5:04 pm
by hesgone95
HaHaHa!!!That gave me a much needed laugh out loud. Thanks!