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I got some banjo player ones, I guess it works since Jerry played banjo

Q: What's the difference between a savings bond and a banjo player?
A: Eventually the savings bond matures and earns money.

Terrorists hijack a bus full of banjo players. They're gonna release one every hour until their demands are met.

One man in a canoe says to the other, "Paddle faster, I hear banjos"

Q: What's the difference between a dead possum in the road and a dead banjo player in the road?
A: The possum was on his way to a gig.

I love Banjo jokes... but seriously, I took up Banjo this summer, and my right hand techinique on both Guitar and Pedal Steel Guitar has improved noteably.
Also, it is really clear to me where Jerry is playing banjo rolls on his guitar solo's, especially in the late 60's jams (Another piece of the puzzle "unlocks").

Here's one:
Defenition of a "Gentleman": One who can play a Banjo, but chooses not to.

'Guess that makes me a Goddamn Gentleman!

So, there was this uhhhh Deadhead, and uhhhhh, shit, what what was I talking about?

Q: What's the difference between a wookie girl on tour and a hockey player?

A: A hockey player takes a shower after 3 periods.

Q: What's the difference between a wookie girl on tour and a washing machine?

A: If you throw a load in a washing machine, it doesn't want follow you around all summer afterwards.


Button I saw... SPAC I think...

"You can pet my puppy, if I can touch your kittie!"

RiverRat wrote:Q: What's the difference between a wookie girl on tour and a hockey player?
A: A hockey player takes a shower after 3 periods.

Q: What's the difference between a wookie girl on tour and a washing machine?
A: If you throw a load in a washing machine, it doesn't want follow you around all summer afterwards.

my wife REALLY liked these ones!

here's some more banjo jokes:

What's a mandolin good for?
Kindling for a banjo fire

How can you tell if a stage is level?
The banjo player drools out of both sides of his mouth

A banjo player spends half of his life tuning . . .
. . . the other half he spends playing out of tune

What's the difference between a banjo and a chainsaw?
A chainsaw has dynamic range . . . and you can tune up a chainsaw

how many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
10, 1 to screw it in, 4 to complain that it's electric, and 5 to write a song about how much they miss the old light bulb

Q: how do you get a deadhead off your porch?

A: pay for the pizza.