[bucketorain]

cortland ny 71



pigpen:
"hey mister electrician man if you don't stop messin with the lights we are going to hog tie you and through your lights out of hear"
phil:
"pigpen always ready with a kind word"
bobby: "never one to employ subtlety"

then the break out China Cat

1971 was classic for banter. check out the port chester shows..

[krzykat]

thats the one frankie! i was debating wheather it was Phil or Bobby

[warrenMFKNhaynes]

2 years ago i was at a 3 nighter in chicago for panic,


they were just ending the song "end of the show", and as it was drifting off, everybody thought the show was over

"oh, oh ya thought we were finished" JB says

and they rip into an increadible version of Neil Young's Last Dance.

another one is some show in 85, there about to start reveloution and bobby says

"today is a special day, because its nobody's birthday, nobody in the band!"

than jerry dose the opening like of reveloution.

PS. the best thread in a long time.

[warrenMFKNhaynes]

there is one show where Bobby says "I just want to tell you the rumors of me leaving the band . . . it a god damn fucking lie, then Jerry says Yeah the rest of us are quitting"

isnt that phil who says that? and i think he says "thats a bullshit lie"

[Dozin]

This one is funny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ9yDr8DInE[/youtube]

or

Bob: We got a case of broken strings. I didn't mean to say that we've got a whole case full of broken strings, but we got a case of .... case of... Anyway, we've got a broken string.
So we're going to FIX it!

or

FEEDBACK Bob: that's what you call a Bear solo

12/1/79, Stanley Theater, Pittsburgh, PA
Bobby: what do you say to a one-legged hitchhiker?
Ans : hop in.


1/10/70 San Diego

Phil - We just said something about the aisles. You want to say more about the aisles?

Jerry - Clear the fuckin' aisles, will you?

Bobby - Has anyone else got something to say?


2/14/70 - Fillmore East

Audience member - "hey Garcia"

Jerry - "What?"

A.M. - "play Saint Stephen" Much hollering.

Jerry - "You want to hear Saint Stephen?" More hollering. "then buy the record."


date unknown

Bob: We were gonna wear our gorilla suits tonight, but we lost the keys to the wardrobe. Besides, there are enough gorillas in this world without us wearing our gorilla suits.

Jerry: So it's just the usual bozo masks. All you people who are thrown' joints up here on the stage, save it! Why don't you light 'em up and pass 'em around-

Phil? Pass it to your neighbor, man. we're already high, thank you. No, no, save it.

Jerry: We get high on you guys.

Bob: That ain't gonna do nobody no good, man. What a waste! I mean, dope is expensive, isn't it? And if you're gonna throw anything heavy out there, anything heavy that might hurt someone, make sure you're throwing it at somebody you don't like