[Tennessee Jedi]

Eat the weed ?
Dude cant happen - so dry, be all in your teeth,plus you have the empty bag.No ya gotta keep it where the driver wouldnt be able to get to it while sitting behind the wheel.If yer the only one in the car and there isnt anything within reach of you,maybe you get away.
Fast food bag with a snot rag ?Sounds good bro but the cops are on to that one big time.The messier the car the more likely they are gonna go through everything.
Gotta put it in backseats/cargo area.Fold down the seat place the weed in there fold the seat up again.
Smoking a joint will reek up yer hand big time.Busted.
Walk around the car is a must 'cause thats all they need to mess you up.A bad taillight will do ya.
I never smoke and drive anymore 'cause I'm afraid of the cops.
Yeah been there,my man.

[weirimpressed]

my number one rule man

[d-v-s]

Fast food bag with a snot rag ?Sounds good bro but the cops are on to that one big time.The messier the car the more likely they are gonna go through everything.

back in college, a couple of friends from Plymouth State and I were heading up for a hike in the White Mountains up in NH, and this cop pulls us over. We all look like stoners (and rightly so at the time), so the cop decides he wants to search the car, threatening to bring in his dog to sniff the car. He has me get out and pop the trunk for him. I was in the process of moving at the time, so my car was full of random shit, including months of dirty laundy and this huge ferret cage. Dunno if you've seen ferrets, but they are pretty stinky animals. So, as soon as I pop the trunk this stench blows out at him, but instead of deterring him, it seemed to encourage him and he starts asking questions about the cage, and wants to search it. He went as far as to rummage through the shitty kitty litter in the bottom of the cage before giving up his search. He let us go with just a warning and we all had a good laugh as we drove away because our bowl was sitting in the ash-tray of the car, which he didn't even bother to look in.

[revned_04]

dude sounds really lucky on the posession charge, i heard your supposed to hide your weed in the ceiling because dogs can't smell up high.

[ELPManticore]

TJ -

Yeah, you can't eat any real amount, but eating half a j or so is manageable. (Haha..one time i saw this dude get pulled over on cops and he tried to eat like a 1/4 oz. The cop flat out told the kid he would have never looked for the weed if it hadn't been in his mouth).

The main meesage of my post is that the best way to go is to never have any on you when you travel, and if you do have to, to be careful about not breaking any traffic laws or drawing attention to yr self.

[Mick]

Wow, great stuff on here! I think I have a bead on it now, let me know if I have this straight:

I get drunk and stoned and choose to drive down the road with a flask of liquor in my glove compartment and a bag of weed in my pocket. Due to the fact that I am drunk and stoned, I crash my car beside the road. The proper reaction is as follows:

1. Take the weed out of my pocket and stuff it into the headliner of my car because those silly police dogs "can't smell up high".

2. Take the flask of liquor out of the glove box and start hitting it, hard!

3. When the cops drive up, tell them the liquor was to "calm my nerves".

This is sure to work. In fact, I feel darn near invincible now that I know this. One question though, when the cops are asking me a lot of questions, would it be OK to blurt out: Bwaaahaaaahaaahaaa, you guys are NEVER gonna find my weed!!! Bwaaaahaaaaahaaaahaaaa!!!! or do you think that would be a little over the top?

[Tennessee Jedi]

Mick Dude -
Fricking hilarious !

[ELPManticore]

I think the thing to say to the cops is:

"Hey man, you shot our clown!"

[jck_strw]

dogs can't smell up high.

No no, you have it all wrong. Dogs can't look up.

:)

[mttourpro]

When carrying and traveling similtaneously, there's five words to always live by.....

Well Hidden Clean Glass Jar.

[krzykat]

don't carry more than you can eat!

[Mick]

Eat the weed ?
Dude cant happen - so dry, be all in your teeth,plus you have the empty bag.

I think people's view of "sniffer dogs" and what their capabilities/limitations are is humorous. One thing I have noticed being a former smoker (cigarettes) myself is that people who habitually smoke something lose a huge amount of their ability to smell whatever it is that they smoke. So, let me tell you guys something: weed reeks! I mean, seriously reeks to those who don't smoke it. If you take a plastic bag of weed and hide it in your car, I'll bet I could find it with my nose and I don't consider myself to be particularly olfactorily enabled, just average. Sniffer dogs have noses that are literally thousands of times more sensitive than mine. They are going to know that that bag of weed is in the car when they get within 20 feet of it, probably more. It is not going to matter where in the car you hide it. You could probably hide an empty plastic bag that used to have weed in it and I wouldn't find it with my nose, but it would probably take a dog about a half a second.

I have heard stories about clean glass jars and packing drugs in coffee beans (wasn't that in an Eddie Murphy movie?) or other smelly materials (peppermint, perfume) to "throw off the dogs". Have you ever noticed that a dog, with a nose thousands of times more sensitive than ours, will happily shove is nose right up to a big steaming pile of crap? A pile of crap that I can smell from 15 feet and he sticks his nose right up to it. Obviously, he has sufficient control over his nasal instrument that he can ignore the strong obvious odors we are picking up from a distance in order to detect the trace amounts that probably contain the information he is looking for. Given that, I have my doubts that the coffee bean trick would work. A glass jar if it is truly airtight seems like a dog could not smell what was inside, but I would think you would get the smell all over you when putting the stuff in the jar and sealing it. The dog only has to "hit" for the cop to have the right to search your car. If he smells drugs anywhere on you or the car, he is going to signal their presence and you will be searched so if you touched the plastic bag with your fingers when placing it in the jar, chances are the dog is going to signal a hit due to the smell on your hands.

[weirimpressed]

once again, dont carry weed in the car unless you absolutely have to, and if you have to, dont carry a crazy amount.

Had a buddy drive from Atlanta to Athens to spend a night with his girlfriend and some friends. This buddy had like an onion of some grand-daddy purp, and decided he was going to bring it ALL with him (even though he was only staying one night). I dont know what he was thinking, I guess trying to act cool and show it off or something, who knows, not the smartest man. Anyways, long story short, on his way BACK to Atlanta, he got busted.


SO, take what you need, leave the rest at home...


OOOORRRRR smoke before you leave haha

[amyjared]

Some totally humorous posts here.

I have a friend who always, always had his bong inside shows. I asked one night about it and he showed me the next night. Took his backpack through the line with the biggest burliest security guard that was at the Oakland Coliseum. As the guy was going through his bag, he came across a greased 12" dildo! The guy put it right back, handed over the backpack (with the bong on the bottom) and in we went. My buddy got the idea from when a cop did the same thing in the trunk of his car. Homophobia can often be used to your advantage!

[weirimpressed]

thats pretty funny

I'd be careful with that here in Atlanta though, security guards might follow your buddy a little too closely if they find something like that, if you know what I mean lol