I had to share this: today my neighbor was on her way out to work and I have had a crush on her for awhile. Anyway, I made a pass....a good one. Did not leave much to her imagination. I pretty well said it all up front. Later on her boyfriend (I did not know about him) shows up and starts banging...more like pounding on my door. I told him I DID NOT KNOW she was taken and so sorry, blah, blah, etc...He said "I don't care!!....I am pissed off and stay away from her!" I said,"Hey, dude don't be pissed at me, be pissed at God for making her so beautiful....I can't help myself!"
The guys goes. "Yeah, you're right....sorry".. and then he leaves.
The guys goes. "Yeah, you're right....sorry".. and then he leaves.