I don't suppose you know any of the Nashville Scobey family? (several doctors, one has a studio I think)), there are some Womack's too but that name is really common down there.
"Mom, when I grow up, I want to be a drummer."
His mother scoffs and replies...
"Well, you can't do both."
A drummer, tired of being ridiculed by his peers, decides to learn how to play some "real" musical instruments. He goes to a music store, walks in, approaches the store clerk, and says "I'll take that red trumpet over there and that accordion."
The store clerk looks at him a bit funny, and replies "OK, you can have the fire extinguisher but the radiator's got to stay".
A drummer wanted to study music at music school. During his entrance exam the examiner played him the notes C and E, and then asked him to identify what he'd just heard. His confused expression showed that he had no idea what the interval was. He asked "Could I hear it again?...I'm not quite sure yet." The examiner played the notes again. "Hmmm I'm still not sure...one more time please." The examiner played the notes once more. The drummer's face lit up "I've got it!...It's a piano isn't it?!"
• What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?
"Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs?
RIP John S.