Me thinks Cripeowner is shake'n'us down.
He's been posting for longer than 6 months. And while it is theoretically possible for a human to have unbelievable dexterity & the ability to produce such beautiful bell-like tone, 6 months seems like a chain-pull.
Unless...he/she has been playing other stringed instruments since 6 years of age.
"Hi Ho...the Carrion Crow...FoldeRoldeRiddle"