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 #14751  by mutant_dan
 Wed Apr 04, 2007 9:14 am

"The All Gas Orchestra" seeks rythmic farters...

Reply to: see below
Date: 2007-04-04, 8:51AM PDT

The All Gas Orchestra is seeking new members to complete our sound.
Must be able to fart on time to the greatest hits of the 50's to today.

(example... Roll Over Beethover, Dream a little dream, Oh Donna, Twist & Shout, The entire White Album (annual event for John Lennon's birthday), Whole lotta love, Miss You, Disco Inferno, Addicted to Love... to OK Computer!

We fart to them all. Truly, no, joke. We need experienced farters who can keep good time without shitting themselves too much.

Looking to tour regionally, hopefully gain enough support for a recording deal and national tours.

Check out video and website for details..

No age requirements, must be able to practice once a week, no long hairs.


 #14753  by jck_strw
 Wed Apr 04, 2007 9:44 am
I think Bobby played with these guys when he was kicked out the Dead for that brief amount of time. No shit.

 #14755  by phpbb
 Wed Apr 04, 2007 10:18 am
when they need farters for the light show, maybe I'll apply.

 #14757  by JONZILLA
 Wed Apr 04, 2007 10:31 am
the entire white album?!? they must rotate farters every few seconds.

 #14764  by st. stephen
 Wed Apr 04, 2007 12:23 pm
sick :cool:

 #14767  by Rev_Roach
 Wed Apr 04, 2007 1:02 pm
just me or does that video have absolutely nothing to do with what you posted about?

 #14770  by mttourpro
 Wed Apr 04, 2007 2:37 pm
Maybe the suit resonates just right or something. I'd imagine it must reek to be in there "in concert", especially during a long "jam"....

They prolly go out to the lot before their gigs and sit around in a car and eat large quantities of beans!! MT

 #14772  by bodiddley
 Wed Apr 04, 2007 3:48 pm
Taco Bell! Or Go to Lambeau Field and get some die hard Packer fans that live on Beer, Brats, and suaerkraut.

 #14782  by phpbb
 Wed Apr 04, 2007 7:21 pm
you feed me some onion dip and I'll toot like the organ in the mormon tabernacle.


and where exactly are they concerned about the long hair?