then start your own band. (duh)
Hehehehe, way ahead of you on that one, and you never know one day me and my band might strike it rich and tour Europe, Asia and Middle East. And if our gruelling schedule would allow it we might even swing by that continent hidden between two great expanses of water otherwise known as Pacific and Atlantic oceans and play a gig or two in that tiny country.....what was it called.......damn....slipped my mind, never mind I am sure it will come back.
Oh, and AugustWest, Cream only remained as a band for a year (give or take a couple of reunions)so they can hardly compare to the Dead or Phish or Panic. During their year together though they managed to tour US, that seems to be a good ratio to me, one year as a band one US tour.....Grateful Dead, 30 years together........4 outings to Europe.
Anyway, I feel like a real bastard posting this, please don't take any of it the wrong way, I am not being hostile, just facetious.