b weird wrote:
On a side note....what was Bobby thinking???? Seriously, find another girl! I'm sure he could've had his choice, so WHY Donna?
What are you saying? Bobby had an affair with DONNA JEAN!!!!
Wasn't she married to Keith? Also where did you hear/read this.
Seriously? Have you been living under a rock??
That's the rumor man, and it's been swirling for a while
...and yes, she was married to Keith at the time. But I wasn't there, so I can't vouche for it, but if it's true, I'm sure that's at least one of the reasons why they left the band.
On second thought, maybe it was a mastermind PLAN! Hell, think about it...
(this is the part where we do the swirly "going into a dream" TV cut....)
....somewhere at a hotel in middle America....
"Now how the hell are we gonna get rid of that trainwreck Donna? I can't STAND her voice anymore, it's killing me, man! I've heard streatcats making love sound more pleasing!"
"I know, me too......hey wait a minute!"
(gives dissaproving look to Jer)
"And she's right next to me
the whole time, and lemme tell ya...she's not only bad on the ears, she's a sight for soar eyes..."
"So I've noticed...hehehe"
"Hmmm....lemme think here......WAIT! I've got it!"
(cough cough cough snarf/snort cough, passes the joint to Bob) "You do?"
"Sure! I'll just use my Bobby powers on her! You know, flash her some short shorts and the like.....she never be able to resist, like puddy in my hands! I'll have an affair with her, you can leak it to Keith, and then he'll hate me and won't be able to stand being in the band with me anymore, so he'll pack up and leave, and bring Donna with him! It's foolproof I tell you!"
"Well god dammit Bob, if that's not the smartest thing you've said in uh....in uh.....well in a long time, then I don't know what is! Get on it already, time's a wastin'!"
Hey, it could've happened!