I'd definitely be into some of these lessons spilly. I can play guitar, but I can't jam for shit. I'd sign up for lesson A, beginner 1, subsection n00b lesson and go from there. And I promise not to waste your time. :)
Incidentally, I know that there are a ton of people that check out this site who don't have forum accounts. Sometimes when I check the admin section, it will show who's reading the forums. Usually there's a bunch of regulars, etc., but usually there are a ton of 'Guest' users who are just checking out videos, tabs, what have you. I'm sure there's lots of beginners there that would also appreciate the basics as well.
"Now get back to the stands before I shave off half your mustache and shove it up your left nostril. "
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